Character Select
Battletaire Characters
Pick the family member who matches how you panic.

Player read
If you like choosing a seat before choosing a strategy, this is the doorway. Robo Granny is pressure. Aunt is discipline. Grandma is misdirection. The kids are the players who know something is wrong and play anyway.
Table tell
Battletaire characters are not classes yet. They are table moods: rush the shared foundations, bait a steal, survive the reshuffle, or make everyone wonder why the basement has tournament lighting.
Who is this?
Battletaire characters are built for fast arcade intros, not encyclopedia homework. They give the table a reason to yell back.
How this connects to gameplay
Every character points back to the board: shared foundations, clutch steals, reshuffle panic, and up to 4 players trying to act normal.
Arcade intro
- Robo Granny: Pick fast.
- Brother: Is Grandma the boss fight?
- Aunt: Nobody touches the recital deck.
- Sister: The basement is blinking again.
- Robo Granny: Good. Start the match.
Related mechanics
Steals Reshuffle Shared Foundations
Story cards
Robo Granny Grandma Got Stolen Grandma Stole Herself Aunt's Recital Bedtime Dream